"The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."
So crazyMel gets busted for being the disgusting, drunken anti-Semite that he is and now he is sorry. But, we all know what he is really sorry for - - the shitstorm of bad publicity in which he (and his poor publicist) is currently flailing about.
Basically, Mel & co. are sticking to the story that it was just the tequila talking... and driving, I guess. He is going to real rehab now and wants members of the Jewish community to help him with his recovery:
"I have begun an ongoing program of recovery and what I am now realizing is that I cannot do it alone. I am in the process of understanding where those vicious words came from during that drunken display, and I am asking the Jewish community, whom I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery. Again, I am reaching out to the Jewish community for its help. I know there will be many in that community who will want nothing to do with me, and that would be understandable. But I pray that that door is not forever closed."
I'm sure they will be happy to help, Mel.
Gross.
3 comments:
Valayna said...
I have literally been saying for years that he is insane and prior to this I have been made to feel like I was a little crazy for my opinion of him. Thank God for Tequila to prove my point.
It sort of reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
Q. What didn't Hitler drink tequila?
A. It made him mean.
"You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!"
says Danny Glover.
*A new one liner for when it is really hot out*
"I'm sweating like Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah."
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