Senator Widestance Commemorated

Yay, Saint Paul Saints! For so many reasons I say this, but the giveaway this Sunday is just too awesome.

"The keepsakes consist of a miniature bathroom stall with a couple of lower legs and feet. One of the feet is spring loaded and "taps."

It's a bobblefoot, ha! Somebody in Saints marketing has a fiesty sense of humor - - and, apparently, a very large green light. Well done, Saints. This is the best one yet, even better than the Michael Vick plastic dog and Randy Moss hood ornament deals.

I can just imagine the other promotions...

Maybe a June "bobblebutt" giveaway? I think it would involve a naked male prostitute, a little meth and a gay-hating preacher. (Hey, wait a minute... isn't Haggard's "super church" in Colorado Springs.... ?? Mmm hmmm.)

As a July "bobbleberry" giveaway I'm seeing maybe a bobbling blackberry, an underage congressional page or two and the House Ethics Committee.

August? Maybe just a closet with a revolving door.


Ciao, buddies.
-Nina.
P.S. HAPPY SUNNY WEEKEND!

The SNL Digital Shorts are awesome. Sometimes. This time:

I am not pure.

This is creepy. And not in a cool-creepy, Christopher Walken, sort of way. It's creepy like a grown men with tattooed stigmata kind of way.

• NY Times: Dancing the night away, with a higher purpose.

It's also incredibly stupid to the point that it's hilarious. Anyone else think there's a pretty gaping hole in the logic here... having to do with, uh, teenage boys-- ???

But... I think we've found our theme for this year's ladies holiday party!

Having been to Colorado Springs before, I can say that if there is a place for a purity ball, that is it.

That town was one of the oddest I've ever been too and I don't think you could pay me cash money to ever go back. Focus on the Family is centered there. I saw real, live skinheads there. I was slightly frightened... and I'm white and straight. I felt like they could smell my impurity and my "far-left lunacy" for miles all around. Scaaawwy.

Ciao, buddies.
-Nina.

Is there something wrong with me

because I think this is hot? And I really mean hot, as in sexy and delicious, not hot, as in cool.

Yes? Something is wrong with me?

I thought so, too.

I'm very sorry.

Fuck it. We'll do it live. (coke is a scary drug.)

OMG, the best video clip ever. See it while you can... before the fox news police successfully remove it from the peoples' collective memory. (it's already hard to find on youtube).

never mind, it's down already

gawker still has it up: http://gawker.com/5008668/bill-oreilly-meltdown-resurfaces

how sweet

what a bunch of cah-rayzee bitches