Thursday, May 22, 2008

Senator Widestance Commemorated

Yay, Saint Paul Saints! For so many reasons I say this, but the giveaway this Sunday is just too awesome.

"The keepsakes consist of a miniature bathroom stall with a couple of lower legs and feet. One of the feet is spring loaded and "taps."

It's a bobblefoot, ha! Somebody in Saints marketing has a fiesty sense of humor - - and, apparently, a very large green light. Well done, Saints. This is the best one yet, even better than the Michael Vick plastic dog and Randy Moss hood ornament deals.

I can just imagine the other promotions...

Maybe a June "bobblebutt" giveaway? I think it would involve a naked male prostitute, a little meth and a gay-hating preacher. (Hey, wait a minute... isn't Haggard's "super church" in Colorado Springs.... ?? Mmm hmmm.)

As a July "bobbleberry" giveaway I'm seeing maybe a bobbling blackberry, an underage congressional page or two and the House Ethics Committee.

August? Maybe just a closet with a revolving door.


Ciao, buddies.
-Nina.
P.S. HAPPY SUNNY WEEKEND!

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